Letter B

When I find I can't remember
What comes after
"A" and before "C,"
My mother always whispers,
"Letter B."

She told me "B" starts
"Big" and "bird" and
"Ball" and "bat" and "battery."
Yes, buh-buh-buh-buh-buh means
Letter B.

Letter B, letter B, letter B, letter B.
She whispers "Buh-buh-buh means Letter B."

And when I feel downhearted,
Mother whispers
"B" words constantly,
Like "bib," "Bob," "Bulb," and "bubble,"
Letter B.

Now in my hour of darkness
There's a sound I know will comfort me,
It's the buh-buh-buh-buh-buh of
Letter B.

Letter B, letter B, letter B, letter B.
My mother whispers "B" words,
Letter B.

Letter B, letter B, letter B, letter B.
My mother whispers "B" words,
Letter B.

Letter B, letter B, letter B, letter B.
Bless the "buh-buh" sound of
Letter B.

Please don't whisper these "B" words to any downhearted Jayhawk fans.

Bucknell Bison
Bradley Braves

Those words aren't likely to comfort KU fans in their current hours of darkness.

Are there any other "B" schools left to knock them out of the tourney next year? Maybe the Bonnies of St. Bonaventure. Or how about Brandeis. Do they play D-I basketball?
- posted by Jason @ 11:36 AM