Best Description of Fiat Currency, Ever.
Even though most Earthlings do not like to be told how stupid they are, it is a good thing that they are stupid, because if "homo dumbo" truly, truly comprehended the sheer horrifying enormity of what is going to happen because of all of this incomprehensible debt and leverage financed by the Federal Reserve, they would crap in their pants in sheer terror and it would stink like hell.
Another place to look for evidence is anywhere you look in the whole history of the freaking world, even little dip-squat little prehistoric places out in the middle of nowhere, where the primitive people used mastodon crap for money, which was stupid because there was mastodon crap everywhere, and so the money supply was unlimited, so inflation destroyed them all, too, but who can almost be excused for adopting such a stupid money and economic system because they had tiny little brains, and whose entire language system apparently consisted of about 30 words, 5 of them being various nuances of "mastodon crap".
Back from the Dead
Yes, just like Everlast on the second House of Pain album, I am back from the dead. I've been spending most of my time on Facebook and Myspace for the past several months. However, I will try to be better about posting on the ol' blog now and then. I just haven't had much to write about lately. Guess I'm just more of a commenter than a storyteller.
The last thing I expected to see when I arrived in Tucson tonight was snow. That's right. Snow. There is currently about two inches of the white stuff on the ground in freaking Tucson, Arizona. WTF? Where's my damn global warming when I need it?! If I wanted to play in the snow I'd have stayed in Kansas.
I Second That Emotion
Well, I was in the fantasy football superbowl in each of my leagues last weekend and I lost 'em both. Damn. Oh well, now I can turn my full attention to my fantasy soccer league. My team, FC Tonganoxie, currently leads the league I'm in, and is about 1500th overall out of approximately 1.2 million players. Not bad for a beginner!
Mete un gol, baby. Mete un goal!
It Wasn't Me
Kansas Dad Accused of Running Dryer With Kids Inside
That'll learn that boy not to piss in his pants!
And, just a few days prior...
Pritchard and a cousin were arrested in late November when police found the two men on top of a grain elevator in Hutchinson, with backpacks full of beer and alcohol.
That there's a dad worth emulating.
Tearin up shit with fire, shooters, looters
Now I got a laptop computer!
'Bout time. I've been eyein' 'em for some time now. I finally had a good excuse to get one and I took advantage. You see, Bree just got herself a fancy new Roland 300SX digital piano. So, I decided it was only fair that I get something cool, too. It sure makes these business trips more fun. I can surf the 'net in my room rather than hangin' out in the lobby. Word!
Gang Bangin' in Little Rock
Well, I find myself in Little Rock, Arkansas, this week for some more training. Maybe I'll hit the streets at night and do some bangin' with the local thugs from the infamous HBO documentary. Or maybe I'll just do my best to avoid that scene.
On another note, I may try and find the Clinton Presidential Library. First I have to think of a good way to deface it without getting into too much trouble. Any ideas? ;)