A Better Version of Me
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
I Second That Emotion
Well, I was in the fantasy football superbowl in each of my leagues last weekend and I lost 'em both. Damn. Oh well, now I can turn my full attention to my fantasy soccer league. My team, FC Tonganoxie, currently leads the league I'm in, and is about 1500th overall out of approximately 1.2 million players. Not bad for a beginner!

Mete un gol, baby. Mete un goal!

Monday, December 18, 2006
It Wasn't Me
Kansas Dad Accused of Running Dryer With Kids Inside

That'll learn that boy not to piss in his pants!

And, just a few days prior...

Pritchard and a cousin were arrested in late November when police found the two men on top of a grain elevator in Hutchinson, with backpacks full of beer and alcohol.

That there's a dad worth emulating.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Tearin up shit with fire, shooters, looters
Now I got a laptop computer!

'Bout time. I've been eyein' 'em for some time now. I finally had a good excuse to get one and I took advantage. You see, Bree just got herself a fancy new Roland 300SX digital piano. So, I decided it was only fair that I get something cool, too. It sure makes these business trips more fun. I can surf the 'net in my room rather than hangin' out in the lobby. Word!

Sunday, December 10, 2006
Gang Bangin' in Little Rock
Well, I find myself in Little Rock, Arkansas, this week for some more training. Maybe I'll hit the streets at night and do some bangin' with the local thugs from the infamous HBO documentary. Or maybe I'll just do my best to avoid that scene.

On another note, I may try and find the Clinton Presidential Library. First I have to think of a good way to deface it without getting into too much trouble. Any ideas? ;)

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