How To Earn Points With Your Wife
When an unruly fan accosts you at a Kansas State v. Marshall football game in West Virginia by saying, "Nice shirt. Only faggots wear purple.", stay calm.

Politely turn to said offensive gentleman and say, "Would you like to come a little closer and repeat what you just said?"

Then, when the tough guy thinks he's calling your bluff and turns his back on you, stop, turn around, and head back to join Mr. Rude's party. When you're behind him, give him a gentle tap on the shoulder. As he turns around, just smile, give him a big hug, shake his hand and say, "Gay guys like me need a good, manly hug every now and then." That'll shut him up.
- posted by Jason @ 8:48 PM