Sunday, May 15, 2005
Return of the Boom Bap
Tennis season has returned, and the right-handed Goran Ivanisevic is better than ever. Granted, I did trail 1-5 with my wife serving at double match point, but it was all me from that moment forward. I fought back and won that game and then Big Mo came over to my side of the net. Then I finally harnessed the power of my thunderous serve and rolled on to take a 6-5 lead. At 6-5, 40-15, I noticed Bree looking a bit dejected. I said, "Don't worry, it'll all be over after this serve."
"No it won't," she shot back.
I then proceeded to slam home my final ace of the match and walk over to her side with an extremely large grin on my face.
So much for my undefeated season. I blew the lead this time. Argh! Maybe keeping track of wins and losses isn't such a good idea. I should've learned by now that I'm much better at being sneaky-good at things. Once I start to toot my own horn, everything goes to shit. No more Pompous Jason; Inconspicuous Jason is back, and he's in full motherf*ckin' effizect!